hail to thee, model home flag!
bless my SUV and my shopping bag
and the dollar food menu,
which i choose to hold in my heart and ne’er to lose
i do not feel marketed towards when i enter areas with
different demographics
i feel like i have the last word when i cite a newspaper’s pie-chart graphics
where the sun never sets on the video cassettes
that re-built this nation’s pride
where the DVD’s and the BluRay discs are always at your side
hail to thee, model home flag!
bless celebrities in the pop-up ads
they are bidding me to pick which one is which
i always win whiche’er i click
high fructose syrup made out of corn is the staple of a good man’s dietary supplement
i fill out my frequent-flyer forms with a TOPOMAX(c) pen built of complimentary plastic
where the sun always shines on the cul-de-sac shores
they are re-paved and divine
where the fun never lets up
settle old scores by gambling on-line
hail to thee, model home flag
bless the applebee’s on the off-ramp drag
and the halogen headlights i consume
and hold in my hear til e’er exhumed