in the back of my mind, you will find all the things
i tried to say on that fateful day
when you tried to base-jump off hard rock cafe
in downtown LA
okay, it was detrimental for me to get too sentimental over the loss of one contestant,
thats why we signed a waiver
this is worse than the time when beth tried to sky dive while shooting falling animals, all of them parachuting.
walking away
from your grave
mistake-
adult braces, (metal faces, if you will)
and i won’t
be voting for him
he’s been eliminated from this great series of
unfortunate eventual
death of famousness (it’s fleeting)
fading into club appearances
just outside of the mall,
at a chili’s we’re all gathered here
i lied to the waitress, i told her it was my birthday
for the free cake